On His Birthday He'd Rather...

This is my brother, 

And his name is Dave, 

He's pretty old,

But he's handsome and Brave, 

Though his birthday's today, 

He's no "April Fool" 

He's pretty handy,

He finished in school,

He loves being married

To sweet Neti-net,

The more they are married,

The more in love they get,

I know my brother, 

And for pity's sake,

I know it sounds hokey, 

But he'd prefer a smokie,

Rather than cake,

And to celebrate at a lake,

Where he can fish,

And wish for more fish.

He'd rather be motor-biking,

With Neti behind,

Than in some fancy restaurant,

Being dined and wined,

Oh yes, he's a he-man, 

A rugged pioneer,

Tough on the outside, 

But inside a dear.  

I know, this poem sucks but its my queer way of wishing him an extra special day.  Love you!